we're blogging at a bar
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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