is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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