it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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