wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you will always have a special place in my vag
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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