I think I just saw someone hide a body.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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