I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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