What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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