It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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