i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The feeling are messing with the penis
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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