do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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