it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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