After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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