just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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