I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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