i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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