D3 body, D1 cock
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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