I CAN MOONWALK!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
be right there i have to get my cape
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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