I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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