We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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