i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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