do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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