Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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