I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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