What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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