I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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He better not be in your backpack
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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