I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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