I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
accomplished twins. life is a go
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize