whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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