I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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