I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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