Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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