this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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