I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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