I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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