im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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