Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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