Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
if only i could text you this smell
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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