When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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