Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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