You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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