I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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