so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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