Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got her a Nickelback box set.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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