Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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