True but thats because hes a fetus.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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