She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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We left an ass print on the piano.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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