he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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