i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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