i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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