in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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