so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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