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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  yo everyone went to the hospital last night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?

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• (559): View more from California

  Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday

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• (407): View more from Florida

  This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month

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• (716): View more from New York

  Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.

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