would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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